Ode To Work

[jay_moose]

Each day I arise to descend to the Pit
To sweep the floors and clean up shit.
The people i work with? Souls they lack
But i know one day i'll leave, and never be back.
So for now I pretend the skills in which i qualify
to be an assistant are merely a lie
I shall scrub and clean and shoulder each complaint
and pride myself on self control and restraint
But i shoulder on, and come home to wagging tail
knowing for him, i must prevail.
But do keep in mind i have dirt on you all
Possibly enough for everyone's downfall.
If i see another animal disrespected again, i swear it is true
I will go to the board and report each of you.
As for now i slip on my scrubs, sneakers and say,
It's only for now, and i do it for pay.