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I did one of those 12-character number replacement memes, Supernatural style. (With House and Wilson, cause i needed two more)

This should not have been attempted. I should be out getting my pie ingredients. Damnit.

1) Crowley
2) Gabriel
3) Bobby
4)Castiel
5) Dean
6) Sam
7) Death
8) Lucifer
9) Chuck
10) Becky

11) Gregory House

12) James Wilson

1) Six, seven, and eight all go out to dinner, where do they go, what do they eat, and who pays?

They all go out to pizza, obviously. If we’re making it that Sam would go anywhere with Luci..nevermind. They’d go get some New York pizza, because Chicago? Really Death? And here I was thinking you had taste. Nobody pays, because anyone who would be serving them would be dead.

2) Twelve and nine go on a date, where do they go, how does it go?

Wilson and Chuck have a quiet night at someone’s place, because Chuck has convinced Wilson he’s agoraphobic and doesn’t do crowds well. Obviously, Wilson believes him, so they order in Chinese food. At this point, Chuck gets a vision. It’s a good thing there’s a doctor around, right? They call it an early night, due to the fact that Chuck is passed out on his couch.

3) Four and six have a daughter, what’s her name, what is she like?

Wow. I can hear the squeals of rabid Sassy fangirls. Cas and Sam have a daughter. She has no name because Heaven is wagging a finger at Cas and telling him he did a no-no. Buuut. Fine. If I had to, she’d be ridiculously smart, calm, and relatively badass.

4) Two has an embarrassing question for nine, what is it about?

Crap. He’d probably ask if Chuck saw his end, and if he did, did he cry like a little girl? I dunno

5) Four and five are arguing, what is it about?

Dean and Cas? Arguing? Surely you jest. The end of the world, maybe? Cas getting some new clothes due to recent humanization, and Dean thinking he looks like an idiot? Something regarding Sam?

6) You ask seven what the best movie they ever saw was, what is their answer?

Ghost. He can’t deny it. It brings a tear to his eye every time.

7) If eleven was deathly ill, how does two react, what does eleven have to say to ten?

Considering Gabriel would have probably made him ill in the first place? Just desserts for House being House, and the lives he could have saved? The two of them are probably drinking beer, toasting to House’s illness while House tries to figure out what the hell is wrong with him.

By this time, Becky would have been on the House/Wilson bandwagon, and House would probably tell her to get a life, then send Wilson copies of her fanfiction

8) Ten gets into a fight, where was it, who was it with, and who won?

Becky got into a fight on a Supernatural fanfiction forum with a Dean/Castiel slash fan. Becky wins.

9) Who would make a better teacher, twelve or four?

Wilson. Sorry, Castiel, but Wilson’s got more patience and knowledge of how humans work. And he’d get the references.

10) One and eight are on a quest for something, what is it?

Crowley’s on a quest to keep himself far away from Lucifer, thank you very much

11) Eight and ten have an agreement, who is the brain and who is the brawn? What do they achieve?

An agreement, huh? As much as Lucifer is probably both, I’d say Lucifer is the brain, and Becky’s the brawn. Together, the fic is dark and epic. World domination by fanfiction.

12) Three must work for eleven, what do they have to do?

I love how ‘must’ is used. Bobby stocks up on medical research, or anything House might want to illegally try on a patient in case of, you know, demonic possession? Also, for the record, House would be Bobby’s bitch.

Idjit.

13) What can five do to scare eight?

…Say Yes?

14) What would happen in a fan fiction where nine kidnaps eight, seven and four team up to get him/her back, and twelve has stolen something very precious from two?

Chuck kidnaps Lucifer ‘cause he’s pretty damn tired of this whole Apocalypse crap, but Death and Cas need to stop him because a) Cas doesn’t think prophets of the Lord need to go around kidnapping the Devil and b)Death is still on Lucifer’s list (poor baby). Also, Wilson steals Gabriel’s Grace because it’s really a cure for cancer.

15) Who does eight choose to help him/her, two, eleven, or five?

Eleven. Lucifer and House? Hells, yeah

16) Three has a great idea cheer up twelve, what is it?

ALCOHOL

17) Why is twelve mad at eight?

Because Lucifer’s taking credit for cancer?

18) One walks in on three and five making out, what happens next?

iPhone time!

Keep ‘em for yourself, Crowley. I just got creeped out

19) Five needs a place to crash for a few days, who do they stay with twelve or eight?

Wilson. Unless Dean had a master plan to kill Lucifer within that time period.

20) If six had to who would they entrust with their safety, two, three, or four?

You’re tellin’ me Sam needs to choose between Bobby and Cas? From a safety standpoint, I’d say Castiel, because, y’know. Cas would lay his life down for Sam. But so would Bobby. Shit.

Okay, a couple weeks ago? Cas

Now? Bobby, now that Bobby can run and shoot at the same time.

That’s ridiculous.