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[jay_moose]

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
Jabber_moose goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as The Big Lebowski.
flyingcircuits gives you 11 light orange cola-flavoured gumdrops.
nemesishamartia gives you 1 green licorice-flavoured jawbreakers.
utterlystrange gives you 10 orange watermelon-flavoured gumdrops.
zekkass gives you 2 white grape-flavoured nuggets.
Jabber_moose ends up with 24 pieces of candy.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.