Two Pees in a Pod

[jay_moose]

(Pun intended)

So, i have to share.

I was walking the dogs about 20 minutes ago, when i heard these two guys banging on the door of a nearby apartment. My age, maybe younger...which was weird, because there isn't really anyone my age in the complex.

So one of them is yelling for the owner of the apartment to open up, letting the world know that he had to use the bathroom. The other just keeps banging on the door. "Where the hell are you? Open the door, we gotta PEE!"

So finally the door opens, and the guys push themselves in, and the first one exclaims, "Jesus, what were you doing, masturbating?"

Eh. probably.

On a not so amusing note, i just got an email from my boss. I had emailed her offering to help out on my day off, and discuss shadowing technicians in the near future.

She wrote back:

Lauren,

Our appointments and surgeries have dropped off drastically.  I am
cutting everyone's hours to balance out the lack of revenue.

Thank you for your offer, but I don't have anything for you now.  In
fact, there is no pets in boarding until Thursday, so we do not need
your services until Friday night.

Cyndie



...i honestly don't know if i should start looking for a job...just in case.