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Jun. 17th, 2005 06:50 amHello, my name is Presario 6000, and i have a death wish.
It is said that i will be thrown out the window or chucked against the wall shortly.
if i don't stop turning on and off by myself without notice.
I was unplugged at the hour of 11:15 last night, as my user could not stand my constant indecision to stay on or off...even though i'd been turned off.
this itself is being typed out quickly, lest i shut down without notice.
at first, my user was annoyed, claiming me possessed to her friend.
now she's pissed. very pissed.
you see, i just came back from a complete clean up about a month or two ago, and my user has taken great care in not letting me get sick or anything.
her manufacturers claim its overuse, and i wouldn't put it past them.
Oh well.
We'll be in touch
It is said that i will be thrown out the window or chucked against the wall shortly.
if i don't stop turning on and off by myself without notice.
I was unplugged at the hour of 11:15 last night, as my user could not stand my constant indecision to stay on or off...even though i'd been turned off.
this itself is being typed out quickly, lest i shut down without notice.
at first, my user was annoyed, claiming me possessed to her friend.
now she's pissed. very pissed.
you see, i just came back from a complete clean up about a month or two ago, and my user has taken great care in not letting me get sick or anything.
her manufacturers claim its overuse, and i wouldn't put it past them.
Oh well.
We'll be in touch