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Dear Mom's Friends,

You're nice people, really.

As a couple, one of you loves Supernatural, the other loves Doctor Who. Which is Okie Dokie in my book.

However, you're getting on my nerves.

Once mom broke the news about our leaving, the female half of you acted like it was the end of the world. Inviting yourself over every weekend, being pretty clingy and negative about us moving.

The male half of you has decided we're suddenly like...best friends. It's not, honestly. It's getting really creepy.

You constantly Facebook chat with me, make me feel pretty uneasy, and today you put up a FB status from your phone praising an unnamed person, who we all knew was Mom. It was a nice status and all.

And sure, it's nice that you're telling people about her family, who you consider to be your family as well. (We've met..3 times?)

When i jokingly commented that's i'd gotten to her first, you started comments like:

"Can't you share? Pleaase."

"I'll be the big brother you never had!'

"I already consider you my little sister."

and when you noticed i hadn't..written anything after that.

"Aw, i didn't mean to scare you away."

Well, you did. You're in your fifties, and you smell funny yes, i'm 12, and you're kinda awkward, and i get weird vibes from you, and you're missing teeth.

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