jay_moose

Oh my god. For my birthday, can i have @ChadLindberg doing a Lockdown? Please? @Zak_Bagans
I woke up and blew raspberries at the ceiling. Because I'm classy like that
Me and this job are officially breaking up. Just had a meltdown in the car
I'm looking at my resume and thinking, "Look at my qualifications. What am i *thinking*?"
Really rough/emotional day today. TGI@Fleischersuniv . Ha. TGIF(U). That should be a tagline.
Happy #TGIFU everyone @Fleischersuniv @WyTVLive
RT @Fleischersuniv: @Jabber_Moose Happy #TGIFU. Live tonight at 8pm PST - http://bit.ly/f84xSs
I love being a trendsetter
Oh Richard, i love your unruly beard
Your beard is rockin' @dicksp8jr. I bet Tom Hanks a la Castaway would kill to be you right now
RT @Fleischersuniv: @Fleischersuniv going LIVE in 30 minutes. http://bit.ly/f84xSs
Type up notes on Bovine Rhinotrachtitis, and @mishacollins chooses that moment to tweet. Figures.
Who's joining me for a bit of @Fleischersuniv tonight? Four minutes to go! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/fleischer-s-universe-f-u