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RT @JennQPublic: @LisaLikes If you're not willing to deepthroat a spoon, you're clearly not a True Fan of Nutella. Or AMERICA. @bradwyman
I love being in the second class on Saturday. there's an 8-11, and an 11-2. I'm in 11-2. My friends in 8-11 report what we're doing on FB
Class time
Oh...hello, fever.
Fever is back, close the freaking dooooooorrrrr oh god
Class was a killer today. I now know at least 6 different forms of emasculation. So..don't mess with me, dudes
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is @jumblejim making his rounds on the cast again? @mishacollins, @GrooveGoddess @dicksp8jr . Maybe he's fon… (cont) http://deck.ly/~9BgUC
I think that's enough emasculation studying for one night, yes?
I think everyone needs to know that a tool used to wean calves is called Kantsuck. That's the name. Kantsuck.
I was being all sulky and philosophical and boo-hooey about my life after class. I think i'm over it.
Today i was told the weirdest possible thing in the history of ever. "Lauren, go online and look at sex toys. For fun."
boy, all these sex toys made me hungry
eating Hummel cake and thinking of @Sunset_magick & @Strix__Nebulosa
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