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Mom went out with Dillon, sans leash. She may be underestimating the power of separation anxiety & bad back legs
JFC give up on "Turn Off The Dark" already #Broadway
Alright, paycheck i busted my ass for. You're about to get diced
Shipping processing does not include weekends. Will ask the vet on monday where to order from
I think i had coping skills, once upon a time
Dillon, what the eff are you doing on the steps. This isn't effin' Pride Rock, weirdo
brb kicking something
I think it's a good night for waffles and ice cream for dinner y/y?
Apparently Mom is making pizza. It's almost 10. I haven't eaten since 8:30am. If you could call a cereal bar eating
Final exams tomorrow. Can't be coincidence that my grades started slipping when Dad relapsed
Ooh, irony. I just rolled over, and got stabbed by a box of Dillon's meds. Damn right you stab me

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