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jay_moose ([personal profile] jay_moose) wrote2010-12-11 09:44 am

I would also like a 9th night of Hanukkah, Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I turned [livejournal.com profile] hsapiens in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I gave [livejournal.com profile] secretbutterfly a kidney (1000 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to [livejournal.com profile] watchsnowfall in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I gave [livejournal.com profile] jnhardyzmercy a Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1217 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!

Sincerely,
Jabber_Moose

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[identity profile] xarixian.livejournal.com 2010-12-11 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd take away 5000 points for preventing anyone from running naked in the mall.
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[identity profile] hsapiens.livejournal.com 2010-12-11 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The ninth night, eh? Looks like Hannukah's getting Christmas-itis and expaaaaanding to fill more and more of the calendar.

As mentioned, I've never run naked. I deny this charge most emphatically. I always had on shaving cream & sneakers.

[identity profile] secretbutterfly.livejournal.com 2010-12-15 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the kidney! LOL

(Yeah, I'm *this* behind on my flist...)