Dear Intro To Lit class:

As much as i kicked your ass three ways till Sunday, i concede defeat.

I shall never write again.

I am as dried up as a character in a pollen induced sex-marathon.

I went to write things for comment_fic  today, and shriveled like a prune.

You shall have hordes of people on your metaphoric ass, Lit Class, but for the time being, i tip my hat to you.

Bastard.

No love,

Me