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jay_moose ([personal profile] jay_moose) wrote2006-07-23 09:58 pm

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I'm talking with Alli about whatever the hell it is we talk about. We were discussing Lauren Molina...then how Patti Lupone is probably running the afterlife...and Alli pops in with:

A: I fully plan to go to my divine judgement, take one look at her on a gleaming white throne and announce "I should have known."

A: Actually, LoMo is probably Jesus. I'd bet anything that Patti is running this show.

Me: *snorts*

A: Like...Norbert can be the Holy Ghost.
He would do some awsome inspiring. "And he exclaimed: Lord! I wanteth some really classy shite!"

"you go to Hell and have to hide from Sweeney, but you go to Heaven and get paisley silk pajamas and a personal zamboni."


Broadway runs the universe. My afterlife is consolidated