jay_moose | From Twitter 12-10-2010

Yeah, tonight is not a night for constructive eating. I want junk food, a nice mixed drink, happy times. And apologies for my killjoyness
i could really use a pint of ice cream right now
So, i'm home alone. I have no food. No ice cream/any dessert. No ice cream to mix my liquor with. And it's not 9 yet.
To my Twitterfriends. Again, i'm really sorry for my cranky mood. I shouldn't be dragging you into my drudgery.
Twitterfriends. No. I shall now spend my time thinking of something to call you. Twooses. Twitooses. Meesits
think i'll go shopping after class tomorrow.Get my cards, stock up on ice cream.some Mikes Hard Lemonade as an easy 'end of night drink'
#replacebandnameswithpenis Grateful Penis. Maroon Penis. Matchbox Penis. Coral Reefer Penis. Zac Brown Penis
oh, that reminds me. @HazyDandelion, since you're always awesome and supportive- vet appt for Dillon Monday. Next test
So, FYI. I absolutely adore Death. But part of me wants them to make it like he's SPEAKING IN CAPS, YOU KNOW? EVEN IF ITS SUBTITLES
i think i'll go scrounge up some junk food
Indeed i have! RT @albinokid: Have you gotten your tix for my show with Adam Pascal on Jan 10 @ Town Hall in NYC? http://tinyurl.com/2awusbz
JSYK, I just made the most disgusting looking drink. You all should never let me get this desperate
Holy crap. The fact that this drink tastes good defies all laws of physics. Now confused
FYI: This drink contains Bacardi mix, frozen fruit, ice, milk, sprinkles, and a container of Jello chocolate pudding. And cherries
I'm sorry, guys. It..it's really...really good...
i may have gone a little heavy handed on the bacardi mix by accident. I have no regrets
Bite me, physics http://plixi.com/p/62166628
...yep. That's a good chunk o' rum right there
oh, head. ow.
...i think i'm beginning to feel something
I think for the first time ever, i purposely got myself a little...y'know. Yeah.
shall now create a hashtag. Commence you episodes of #Mishbusters
Successfully imbibed. Now hungry.
Methinks everyone on RichardWorld best follow him
Nuuuteeelllaaa
Flawless http://plixi.com/p/62184646

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